A Momma’s point of view

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This bit of fun is from a friend.

I awoke at the outrageously early time of 5:00 am. So, What do I do check my email? Lo and behold, I have an email from a friend who is presently living in France. He is an MD so our discussions are usually more about technical stuff. Today his email contained two jokes. The first one is very long an a bit too ethic for me. The Gif shown here is based on the content of the second bit of humor.

Second Joke (please excuse the ethic slant)
JEWISH MOTHER

The year is 2020 and the United States has elected the first woman as well is the first Jewish president, Susan Goldstein. She calls up her mother a few weeks after Election Day and says, “So, Mom, I assume you’ll be coming to my inauguration?”

“I don’t think so. It’s a ten hour drive, your father isn’t as young as he used to be,
and my arthritis is acting up again.”

“Don’t worry about it Mom, I’ll send Air Force One to pick you up and take you home..
And a limousine will pick you up at your door.”

“I don’t know. Everybody will be so fancy-schmantzy, what on earth would I wear?”

Susan replies, “I’ll make sure you have a wonderful gown custom-made by the best designer in New York .”

“Honey,” Mom complains, “you know I can’t eat those rich foods you and your friends like to eat.”

The President-to-be responds, “Don’t worry Mom. The entire affair is going to be handled by the best caterer in New York ; kosher all the way. Mom, I really want you to come.”

So Mom reluctantly agrees and on January 20, 2021, Susan Goldstein is being sworn in as
President of the United States . In the front row sits the new President’s mother, who leans
over to a senator sitting next to her and says, “You see that woman over there with her hand on the Torah, becoming President of the United States??”

The Senator whispers back, “Yes, I do.”

Mom says proudly, “Her brother is a doctor.”

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